I would like to go on record here by saying that it is impossible to write an article with 'fertility treatments' and 'hotel room' as subjects without creating a title that opens the door to a thousand dirty jokes. I've spent far too much time trying to come up with a joke-proof title already, and I'm done. For anyone actually looking for a hotel that understands what it's like to go through diagnostic and treatment programs for both male and female infertility, congratulations, you've found the right article. For anyone else, try putting an 'x' or three in your search field next time. Ya weirdos.

“Looking for a hotel room for your next fertility treatment? Try the Centro Motel!”
Yep, there's a joke in there... somewhere.
Since we're actually quite close to the Regional Fertility Program centre in the Foothills Hospital , we've had a few guests stay with us while they were in town for their treatments. The first time we were told that a guest would be staying with us for this purpose, I wasn't sure how to prepare the room. Or even if the room had to be prepared in any way. After all, since I'm still at the stage in a man's life where the idea of having kids causes my heart to accelerate in that special way that can only be caused by sheer terror, or a 4-pack of Red Bull, I hadn't really looked into what is involved in a fertility treatment. I won't go into the details, since anyone looking for a motel to stay in while they receive such a treatment is probably already going to know what they're all about, but there are really just two main points for a hotelier to remember.
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Keep it down!
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Blackout blinds are a good thing.
Apparently, the perfect environment for recuperating from a fertility treatment is the same kind of environment you look for when you go for a nap. As long as it's quiet, dark, and comfortable you're probably going to come up aces. Luckily, we have an excellent housekeeping team that treat “Do Not Disturb” signs like spiritual commandments, thick walls to muffle even the loudest hotel guest (Except during the Grey Cup. There is no force on earth that will let you have an uninterrupted nap on that day.), and some very effective black-out blinds that do a great job of turning day into night.

So, rest assured that at the Centro Motel you can rest up after your treatments. You'll need it, too. After all, you're about to have a baby.
The Centro Motel is Calgary’s first Boutique Motel. Located in the Montgomery neighborhood, just south of Calgary’s Motel Village, The Centro offers stylish, trendy rooms at competitive prices, which are just great for enjoying glorious, glorious naps. For more information on booking, rooms and rates, check out the home page, or Contact Us.
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